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Rich shades of orange, caramel, cream, and brown give the artwork a warm harvest-season look that pairs beautifully with your favorite jeans, leggings, and fall boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny autumn crewneck is perfect for coffee runs, pumpkin-patch visits, farmers’ markets, fall shopping trips, Thanksgiving gatherings, and cozy weekends at home. It also makes a playful seasonal gift for Highland cow lovers, fall enthusiasts, coffee drinkers, and anyone who understands how difficult it is to resist everything autumn has to offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBreathable cotton-poly blend with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes means the colors stay true without harsh chemicals, and a tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for one physical sweatshirt. 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